OK, so I understand the prerogative to dose me and my brethren with flea killer so we don’t act as walking buffets to the parasites of the world. For once, the monkeys have a bit of an angle here. But, I don’t think they’ve ever used the stuff on themselves, because if they did, they’d know that it BURNS!! Yes, it burns like a mofo, and it smells like what one would assume the municipal sewer system in Hell would smell like.
So when you come around and pop that little cap open and reach out your hands for us, don’t be surprised if we resist. And make some racket. And let you know how we feel about the situation. Physically. Sorry for the scratches. Better put some cream on that, it’s gonna get infected.
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